You Asked Me to Write About Being Human, So Why Am I Writing Hannibal on the Spot?

Jiang Ye transmigrated right onto the set of a creative writing competition!

Contestants had to write a piece based on a topic drawn by the judges.

The first topic was: Being Human.

While the other contestants were writing about life in officialdom and how to conduct oneself,

Jiang Ye decided to take a different approach. If the topic was being human, who understood being human better than Hannibal?

So he immediately wrote about Hannibal!

At first, the audience thought it was a food-themed suspense story that had gone off topic, but the more they read, the more wrong it felt...

"Wait, you were asked to write about being human, but you wrote about 'how to make someone human'?"

"Fine, fine. The most important thing about being human is being happy. Is this the kind of happy you mean? I'm going to the kitchen to get a knife!"

"Vegetarians can't eat meat, but they can eat people in a vegetative state?! So that's how you're writing this?"

And so began Jiang Ye's path to becoming less than human!

The topic is great love, so Jiang Ye writes Great Love Immortal Venerable.

The topic is..., so he writes Dou Qi Continent...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.