You Were Supposed to Sell Melons. Why’d You Ask If They Were Ripe?

Lin Yang transmigrates to a parallel world and finds himself competing in a show called Actors, Ready! He has to enter AI-generated scenes and play a role!

The first prompt is to buy a watermelon and add some black society flair? While the other contestants are tearing their hair out, Lin Yang just smiles amiably at the vendor.

"Hey, how much is this watermelon per pound?"

"I'm asking if it's guaranteed to be ripe!"

"You seriously just cut my watermelon?!"

With a puff, the knife goes in white and comes out red. Every viewer is left reeling...

On Wall Street, Lin Yang's wild, frenzied speech stuns the audience! Under everyone's gaze, he begins his day as a stockbroker!

The prompt: Brothers.

"Two hundred taels. Kill someone for me."

"But this person is my dearest friend... my sworn brother!"

Just as everyone thinks Lin Yang has finally seen the light and turned away from evil...

"It'll cost you extra."

The prompt: Cooking. Hannibal teaches the audience how to prepare delicious food!

The prompt: A village. Uncle Dong of Tazhai is unhappy...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.