The Videos I Watch Show the Warlords the Map of the World

A mysterious app appears on Su Mingxuan's phone. Every short video he scrolls past gets livestreamed to the late Eastern Han dynasty.

He watches The Flowers of War.

After the Japanese invaders break into Jinling, they carry out a brutal massacre.

Gongsun Du of Liaodong flies into a rage. "Those savages next door dare to slaughter the people of Huaxia? Men of Liaodong, follow me across the sea and wipe them out!"

He watches videos about telecom scams in northern Myanmar.

People are tortured in all kinds of ways, with electric shocks, roasting over a fire, and waterboarding, and their kidneys are even stolen!

Liu Zhang of Western Shu raises his sword and shouts, "Those pieces of trash I beat like dogs are treating the people of our Han dynasty like slaves, butchering them alive and tearing them apart! This is intolerable! Men of Sichuan and Shu, heed my command: kill them all!"

He watches the history of the Eight-Nation Alliance's invasion.

Their powerful ships and artillery blast open the gates of Huaxia.

The warlords are furious! They unanimously decide to stop fighting among themselves and attack foreign powers first!

They vow to spread the seed of the Han people throughout the world!

After that, Su Mingxuan starts selling products...

The warlords go on a shopping spree!!!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual events or people is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.