You Asked Me to Write a Villain, So Why Am I Writing Huaqiang Buying Watermelons on the Spot?

Su Nian transmigrates into a livestreamed screenwriting competition.

Contestants have to create a story on the spot based on a prompt from the production team.

For the first prompt, the production team gives them: Villain.

As Su Nian watches the other contestants' stories go increasingly off the rails, even turning into melodramatic romance dramas about a villain's mistress, he decisively writes Liu Huaqiang, a villain who left a lasting impression on audiences.

And then!

Iconic scenes come pouring out: Huaqiang buying melons, "I gave you a chance, but you didn't make good use of it," and "Young man, don't get too cocky."

The buzz explodes, and viewers collectively go wild.

"Author, is your script made of gold, or are the words in it made of gold?"

"God Su, when you get a chance, you really make good use of it!"

And that's not all.

Su Nian goes on to create one unforgettable scene after another for every prompt.

For the eunuch prompt, he writes the legendary Zhao Gao, who "climbed step by step to the very top."

For the going-home prompt, he writes Regiment Commander Long Wenzhang saying, "Come on, I'll take you home."

The audience cries: "Now that's what the hell a screenwriter is!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.