I Got Caught Working a Winter Break Job. They Asked, 'Is Your Blaster Any Good?'

Zhou He transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a college student. Besides studying, he works part-time during the holidays.

On the first day back from his junior-year winter break, he is studying in the classroom that evening.

Suddenly, a group of fully armed special police officers rushes in.

"You're Zhou He, right? Come with us!"

In a room, the deputy director asks him:

"What did you do during your college break?"

Zhou He answers honestly, "I worked part-time to save up for tuition!"

"Why did your shadow turn up at the place where you worked?"

"The money was easier to earn there than out here!"

"Why are you on Eagle Sauce's death list?"

"I killed one of their generals with a star on his uniform!"

"Then why is one corner of the Pentagon missing?"

"They stole my stuff!"

"Did you tear down the Hakkō Ichiu Tower?"

"Yeah! I heard it was messing with my family's feng shui!"

The special police squad leader asks, "One last question: is the energy rifle any good?"

Zhou He replies, "It has no recoil feedback, a slow rate of fire, and a short range. It's also easy to get that charred smell the enemies give off all over you!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.