Security Check, Security Check, Why Are You Taking Off My Pants?

Zhang Yun traveled through the parallel world and became a security inspector, accidentally activating the identification system of all things. His live broadcast later became a sensation all over the internet. Beautiful teacher Su Yarou: "Haha, why did you become a security inspector? Do you want my sister to help you?" Zhang Yun: "Sorry, please take off your pants. I want to check." Su Yarou: "????" ... Popular anchor Xu Mengyao: "Brother, how did you find something abnormal in the backpack?" Zhang Yun: "It depends on your eyesight." Xu Mengyao: "Tsk, can you see anything from me?" Zhang Yun: "You are wearing a thong." Xu Mengyao: "???!!" Zhang Yun: "It's still black and tastes good." Xu Mengyao: "..." Staff: "No, the anchor has fainted. Call the police." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.