Muggles on the Run from Hogwarts

One day, Dumbledore came to the Xuan'an Bureau of China. Upon hearing this, the comrades of the Xuan'an Bureau quickly ran over, asked him to sit down, and bowed to shake hands. "Hello, Mr. Dumbledore, how can we help you?" "Don't be afraid of what I'm about to say." "We are Taoists. We are not afraid. Please tell us." "A Muggle who escaped from Hogwarts came to China." The Daocha comrades looked solemn after hearing this, gasped and leaned back: "Muggles?" "Yes, a Muggle, a Muggle who knows the law." "That's a monk, right?" "No, he's a Muggle, a Muggle who can use a wand to cast spells." "That's a wizard, right?" "Muggles! Have you seen Harry Potter? That kind of Taoist priest who knows magic! I'm not kidding!" "Yes, yes..." "He robbed Gringotts! Released Grindelwald! Blow up the Ministry of Magic! Resurrected Voldemort! Extremely dangerous!" "Yes, yes, yes, keep talking, we are listening." The two Taoists suppressed their laughter and nodded politely. … … This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.