I'm a Post-2000s Slacker, So How Can I Not Handle You?

Wang Xuan transmigrates to a parallel world and joins a career-challenge show, where he becomes a teacher.

When students give their teacher a nickname, Wang Xuan makes sure the whole class gets nicknames too.

Wang Xuan: "You there, Potato, stand up and answer the question."

Student: "Teacher, my name isn't Potato."

Wang Xuan: "You just have to look like a potato."

Netizen: "I never got to enjoy giving teachers nicknames, but now I get to enjoy teachers giving me one."

When it comes to giving nicknames, the post-2000s generation are the professionals.

A student falls asleep in class.

Wang Xuan kindly tells the student to go sleep on the sports field.

Back home: "Dad, I caught a cold because I slept at school."

Netizen: "I've been a failing student for twenty years. You think I can't handle one failing student?"

When it comes to being a failing student, your teacher is the professional.

A student starts dating early.

Wang Xuan tells the girl to confiscate all the boy's pocket money and supervise him while he does his homework every day.

Boy: "Teacher, I'm done dating. Even dogs don't date."

Netizen: "There's no future in being a failing student. You have to study hard if you want to escape your teacher's clutches."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.