Watching Short Videos Before Bed Leaves the Ancients Sleepless

Fang Shu's video-scrolling content was somehow broadcast to every dynasty in history. You could earn money just by watching videos!

Scrolling past a hot girl in ultra-short shorts dancing the "Subject Three" dance.

Liu Bei: "The divine realm! Is that a celestial maiden from the heavens?"

Zhou Yu: "I have Xiao Qiao. I would never lose myself in beauty... Actually, this is great!"

Scrolling past cats at the Forbidden City.

Zhu Di: "Ha ha! No wonder I built the Forbidden City! Even the cats are so adorable... Wait! What the heck is the Qing dynasty?!"

Zhu Yuanzhang: "You ingrate! I made Nanjing the capital. Which unfilial brat moved it to Beijing?!"

Zhu Biao: "Father, I'm innocent! I really didn't do it!"

Scrolling past a launch of Dragon Kingdom spacecraft, a powerful symbol of a great nation!

Qin Shi Huang: "Is this what my Huaxia will look like two thousand years from now?"

Emperor Wu of Han: "Reach for the moon in the highest heavens! Truly a miracle!"

"Sigh, I'm sleepy! About time I went to bed!"

Fang Shu turned off his phone and drifted into a blissful sleep.

But the ancients were all wide awake: "Immortal! Please, watch just one more!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.