You Sent Me to Africa to Film, and I Filmed a Warlord's Wife's Butt

Chen Fei works as a production assistant on a film crew. He's sent to a small African country to scout locations for an upcoming movie.

But before he can even see hyenas baring their teeth on the grasslands, he is accidentally caught up in a local warlord conflict.

Fortunately, his Chinese identity allows him to survive for the time being.

By a stroke of luck, he even wins the warlord's favor, and is asked to stay and help him "build a great future together."

Many years later,

Chen Fei, known internationally as the "true ruler of Africa," recalls the past and sighs to the warlord beside him:

"If I hadn't slapped your wife's butt that day, I probably wouldn't be where I am today."

"Go on, don't worry about a thing."

"We have an old saying in China."

"Your wife and children are mine to look after!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.