One Line About a Rat Being a Duck, and Zhao Gao Loses It

Different times and spaces intertwine, and every day Xu Chen livestreams modern things for people from the past.

“Today, we'll talk about a modern idiom called ‘calling a rat a duck’...”

After hearing this, Zhao Gao lost it. “I thought calling a deer a horse was ridiculous, but you modern people calling a rat a duck takes absurdity to a whole new level! What a joke!”

“Today, we'll talk about a heartwarming modern idiom: ‘Chen's mother asks about courage’...”

Hearing this, Cao Cao couldn't help bursting into tears. “Whose subordinate is this, to be so brave?”

“Today, we'll explain what people mean by ‘Cao the Thief’ nowadays...”

With his arm around Zhang Xiu's aunt, Cao Cao shouted in outrage, “Why does ‘Cao the Thief’ mean someone who goes after other men's wives? Don't I, Cao Cao, have any dignity?”

“Have you all heard of the modern idiom ‘Great Tang Empire’...?”

Li Shimin's composure crumbled. “This modern idiom is downright insulting to my Great Tang! I suggest you modern people look into those criminal gangs in Tang City!”

“Now we have to talk about the Thunder X Storm!”

Li Shimin's mouth twitched. “Who the hell do you think you're fooling?”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.