Siheyuan: This Quack Doctor Can Heal the Supernatural

Yi Zhonghai: Hu Tu, your First Aunt has been sick for over a decade. Please take a look at her. I know you're a miracle doctor.

Hu Tu: First Uncle, don't make things up. I really can't treat illnesses. You see me boiling medicine every day, but I don't know the first thing about it. What if I end up killing First Aunt?

Liu Haizhong: Hu Tu, take a look at me. Lately my hands and feet haven't been working properly, and they've been going numb.

Hu Tu: Second Uncle, you've just been eating too much good food. From now on, give the kids a few more bites of the tasty stuff at your house.

Third Uncle, put down that medicine. You can't just drink it whenever you feel like it.

Yan Bugui: Isn't it supposed to replenish my qi and nourish my blood? It's a tonic, right? A couple of sips won't hurt.

Third Uncle, that's for treating menstrual irregularities. Why are you fighting a young girl for it? Careful, she might come looking for you tonight.

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