I Watch Genshin Impact Fan Shorts, and Furina Gets Publicly Humiliated

Jiang Feng downloads a mysterious app, and the short videos he scrolls through on his phone are livestreamed to Teyvat.

Scrolling through “In the Name of Diluc”

“Merciful Diluc, I beg your pardon. I only look at screenshots of the numbers, so forgive my damage output. No one can say it, no one may speak of it. It's so hard to bear, the lonely hero of the night, marked by solitude.”

Diluc loses it: “I can't even hurt a Mitachurl with my Wolf's Gravestone! What's the point of being Mondstadt's Darknight Hero?!”

Scrolling through “All for Snezhnaya”

“Born proud, loyal to our Tsaritsa, we fight for honor. That's the Fatui. You call me evil, but you can't stop us from moving forward.”

Lumine: “I've defected. Don't worry about me, brother.”

Scrolling through Furina: “Go capture that Zhongli guy for me!”

“Furina: This Zhongli guy is so easy to fool, haha! Jumpy Dumpty, go!”

Furina loses it: “Darn it! Am I really that silly?”

Scrolling through Zhongli: “Rat-tat-tat, holy crap, what a slide! Three gods can't scrape together one Mora for Klee's modern warfare...”

From then on, no one in Teyvat is spared, from ordinary people to the Archons. Everyone gets exposed and humiliated!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.