Immortal's Cave Goes Viral in a Global Livestream, But It's Actually My Vegetable Garden

A thousand years ago, Lin Xuan fought the Heavenly Demons with all his might, shattered the world's spiritual veins to save it, and drove the demons back, ushering the world into an age without magic.

Lin Xuan searches the world for its spiritual veins, gathering them into his immortal cave abode as he prepares to usher in a new age of cultivation.

A film crew shooting a show about life in the mountains accidentally enters the immortal's cave abode.

Director Chen Ke cries out, "We'll film here! I want to show the world this beautiful scenery and make sure the program goes down in history!"

The local guide cries, "Director Chen! You can't! This is an immortal's cave abode. The immortal will kill us!"

No one listens. A hundred-year-old spirit flower is snapped off by a Chinese actress! A thousand-year-old elixir is trampled underfoot...

Boom!

A tremor shakes the ground. An ancient stone tablet bursts into dazzling light, and a streak of radiance tears across the sky. A furious roar comes from the heavens:

"All who trespass in this venerable one's cave abode shall be killed without mercy!"

In an instant, darkness covers the mortal world. Everyone stares in terror at the immortals and divine beings filling the sky. What...?

The world is stunned!

An exiled immortal descends from the heavens. Immortal Venerable Lin Xuan looks coldly at the intruders in his cave abode and says in a frosty voice:

"Kill!"

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