Setting Up a Stall Outside the Police Station, Selling Nothing but First-Class Merits

After transmigrating to a parallel world, Chu Ge gets bound to a System called the Street Stall Sales System. The goods he sells are just a little unusual.

One day, he has just set up his stall outside the police station when dozens of officers suddenly surround him.

Officer: "What are you doing here?"

Chu Ge: "Running a street stall."

Officer: "A street stall? What are you selling?"

Looking at the battered A-rank fugitives and human traffickers on the stall, Chu Ge ventures a guess: "First- and second-class merits?"

His words leave every officer speechless. "Good grief, you call these first- and second-class merits?"

Looking at the stunned officers, Chu Ge casually asks, "Want any?"

Officer: "Of course! First-class merits... I mean, who'd turn down more criminals?"

As Chu Ge gets better and better at running his stall, the officers look increasingly bitter. "Brother, please! If you keep this up, we'll look completely useless!"

Chu Ge looks at the latest catch he's just brought in and helplessly spreads his hands. "Can't help it, I've got too much stock. Do you want this Kidney-Harvesting Queen?"

Officer:

"What, the Kidney-Harvesting Queen?"

"We'll take her!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.