Genshin Impact: One Tetanus Shot, Two Swings to Meet Your Ancestors!

After transmigrating to the Genshin Impact world, Bai Haotian activated a System and received a boost of 99,999 in every ability. From then on, the path to invincibility lay open before him.

To put an end to the world's strange invasion, he fought the Seven Archons, slew Dragon Lords, slaughtered monsters, and even changed the laws of the world. He did everything nobody else dared to do!

Beelzebul: Haotian, I want to adopt a child... a child of our own.

Nahida: Brother Haotian... could you stay by my side forever? ...Just like this...

Yae Miko: You wrote Dream of the Red Chamber? Will you take me as your disciple? I'll trade you anything!

Hu Tao: It's my first time, so be gentle.

Bai Haotian was at a loss for words. He only wanted to find a way back to Earth, yet somehow even a woman in her thirties was flirting with him!

"I have a blade, and it'll look awesome!"

"One slash, and you get tetanus!"

"Two slashes, and you'll meet your ancestors!"

"Three slashes, and even the King of Hell will laugh!"

"Four slashes, and I'll challenge the gods!"

Note: An original story set in the Genshin Impact universe.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.