Showbiz: This Movie Emperor Is So Arrogant

After transmigrating from the Three Kingdoms era to 2,000 years in the future, Lu Bu wants to live a different kind of life this time around.

Director: Lu Bu, I hear you're good in a fight. I've got an action scene that needs doing, and it's really difficult. Can you handle it?

Lu Bu: As long as the pay's good, I'm your man!

Director: Actually, we have insurance and all that. It's not like you're the only one who can do it!

Lu Bu: You came to me, so you pay me. I might not shoot the scene, but you're still paying up. Not a single coin less, or my Fangtian Huaji won't know who it's swinging at!

Actress: I hear you have a lot of love affairs, Lu Bu. I wonder if you can keep up physically?

Lu Bu: Monday, Wednesday, and Friday with Xixi; Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday with Yuanyuan. Sunday is my day off!

Capitalist tycoon: No matter how impressive Lu Bu is, he's still just a high-class wage slave!

Lu Bu: How can a real man spend his whole life beneath others? I'll give you one more chance to choose your words carefully!

And so Lu Bu throws his weight around in the entertainment industry, charging in wherever he pleases and becoming the coolest guy around!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.