Martial Arts Cultivation: Burn Paper If Something Happens! Burn Incense for Nothing!

My name is Nangong Shuo; Nangong Shuo's Nan! Nangong Shuo's palace! Nangong Shuo's Shuo! I rode a little donkey; I walked to the south; I ran to the north! If I have something to do, I will burn a piece of paper; if there is nothing to do, I will burn an incense stick! Peed in Yanziwu! Roasted chicken at Tenryuji Temple! I scolded my mother in front of the Shaolin Temple! Played in the snow on Piaomiao Peak! Go fishing on Xiake Island! Enjoy a swim in the East China Sea! Murong's four dogs want to kill me; burn the paper; add some incense; crush the dog's head with the great sage's stick! Four monks want to drive me away; burn paintings; burn incense; Jigongshu is the official four monks! Sitting on the Buddha's head and eating roasted goose; the Shaolin monks stared blankly; the monk sweeping the floor was helpless. I have cultivated myself through Taixuan Zhenjing; I even get a headache when I meet Nangong! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.