Tang Seng: I Just Want to Be a Buddha. What's Wrong with Me?

Li Shimin: "My dear brother, Xiniu Hezhou is to the west, why are you going east?" Tang Monk: "Your Majesty, you don't know this. As long as I circle the earth eastward, won't I naturally reach the west?" Li Shimin: "???" On the way to learn from the scriptures... Tang Monk: "Wukong, it's so boring on the way to learn the scriptures. Come here and I'll explain something to you." After hearing the explanation, Wukong looked surprised. Tang Seng: "Go quickly, or I will punch you." Xitian Lingshan... Tathagata: "Can you live forever after eating Tang Monk's meat? I'm worried about the disaster! Who came up with this idea?" Guanyin: "It seems... Tang Monk himself spread the word." Tathagata: "???" Arriving at Lingshan... Buddhas: "Tang Sanzang, since you have seen my Buddha, why don't you kneel down?" Tang Monk: "Since you have seen my three burials, why don't you kneel down?" Buddha: "???" Buddhas in the Western Heaven: "???" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.