Journey to the West: The Bandit Monk Tang, I Don't Eat Beef

He transmigrates into the world of Journey to the West and activates the Bandit System.

Whenever the Host commits a bandit-like act, he receives a System reward.

And so, a great menace appears in the world of Journey to the West.

Dancing with palace maids right under Li Shimin's nose?

With a cigar in his mouth, sunglasses on, and an AK rifle in hand, telling the Tathagata to pick up the scriptures?

"If you don't understand the Mahayana Buddhist teachings, this monk also knows a few fighting moves."

"Come on, Guanyin. Put on the white stockings, and I'll tie your hair into twin tails."

"Your Majesty, you wouldn't want your people getting pregnant with my children, would you?"

"You three! Take good care of the horses, or I'll break your legs!!"

"My monkey's pretty fierce too. He bites everyone he sees, except me. Why? Because I raised him!!"

Sorry, I forgot to introduce myself.

I'm Tang Sanzang, the boss of Journey to the West. I don't eat beef, but I enjoy a little smoking and drinking.

Beautiful ladies of Journey to the West, if any of you like me, come to my room tonight and let's get to know each other.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.