My Drunk Girlfriend Stepped on My Lamborghini, So I Had to Turn My Simp Life Around

Xiao Ran transmigrated into this parallel world.

But to his surprise, he found himself in the body of an utterly devoted simp.

He had a girlfriend whom he'd pursued for years, groveling at her feet the whole time.

If you don't tempt fate, you won't meet disaster.

His girlfriend and her best friend had gotten drunk and trampled a Lamborghini Aventador, just to take pictures posing with it.

With a girlfriend so vain and obsessed with material things, Xiao Ran realized he had to do something.

Just then, congratulations, Host! You have successfully bound to the Infinite Simp System!

Even fate itself was giving Xiao Ran a chance to turn the tables.

A limited-edition bag worth 160,000? What, your best friend's boyfriend can't afford it? I'll buy it.

A streamer with barely thirty viewers? What, she can't beat the sexy dancer across the way in a PK? I'll help her.

So what if you trampled a Lamborghini Aventador? If you like trampling things so much, do it yourself.

Remember, the best hunters often appear in the guise of prey.

The same goes for simps.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.