A College Student Gets Arrested! They Say I Committed War Crimes

After waking up, Zhao Yi finds himself a college student doing online odd jobs.

During a career guidance class, armed special police burst in: "Zhao Yi? Come with us!"

A national security official questions him: "Have you been doing online odd jobs this whole time?"

Zhao Yi: "Tutoring. I teach Chinese to Africans..."

"So you also translated The Art of War and guides to growing wheat for them, then directed 755 battles online and helped them annex 36 tribal warlords!"

Zhao Yi: "They were serious about learning, so I took teaching seriously..."

"And they paid you 80,000 US dollars, 1.38 tons of gold ore, 200 kilograms of gold bars, and eight foreign women as compensation?!"

Zhao Yi: "That was all overtime pay..."

The national security official takes a deep breath: "Have you ever heard of war crimes?!"

Half a year later, Zhao Yi returns from his internship in Africa.

His counselor asks: "What are these stamps on your internship certificate?"

Zhao Yi: "The Lafuwei Communist Party..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.