A Kid Takes a Winter Break Mercenary Job and Sets the Internet Ablaze

Nine-year-old Zhou Xiaoshu was walking down the street when he happened upon a street interview by Bingbing, host of the show Where to Go for Winter Vacation.

When she learned that Zhou Xiaoshu had gotten into legal trouble because of a part-time job during the holidays and was on his way to court, Bingbing and her cameraman followed him curiously.

In court, the judge listed Zhou Xiaoshu's crimes:

"You are suspected of taking part in a terrorist organization as a mercenary and destroying a military base in Eagleland."

"You are suspected of accepting a mission from a certain faction and switching out the flag of Baga Country, causing the Dragon Country flag to be raised during its National Day ceremony."

"You are suspected of setting fire to the funeral hall at the funeral of Baga Country's prime minister, An Pei Jinliu."

"You are suspected of taking part in a mercenary operation and sinking the aircraft carrier recently developed by Pickle Country."

As each charge was revealed, everyone in the courtroom fell silent as they looked at nine-year-old Zhou Xiaoshu.

Bingbing and the cameraman were completely dumbfounded.

The livestream chat exploded!

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