I Was Caught Working Part-Time During the Winter Vacation, and Asked Me If I Was Good at Sword-Wielding?

Traveling through the parallel world, Gu Changsheng became a college student and went out to work part-time during every holiday. One day, while he was in class, a group of heavily armed policemen suddenly burst into the classroom. "Gu Changsheng, right? Come with us!" In the detention center, the policeman looked solemnly at the documents in his hands! "My classmates are enjoying their vacation, what are you doing?" Gu Changsheng answered honestly: "Part-time job!" "Why do part-time workers appear at several murder scenes?" "Chaodu works best on site." "Why did the murder scene become a cemetery again?" "Feng shui reading is also my part-time job." "I heard that the Western Holy See wanted to recruit you to be a priest. Why did you refuse?" "They said that the divine servants don't pay." "What happened to the island country's sacred toilet being bombed?" "Well, I survived a thunderstorm." Policeman: "Last question, are you handsome at sword-wielding?" Gu Changsheng: "Not handsome. It's a bit cold at high altitude." Gu Changsheng answered the question honestly, but found that everyone in the room seemed confused. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.