You Said You'd Return Home to Help Farmers, So Why Are You Spraying Pesticides with an F-22?

"Hello, everyone. I'm the host of a show about helping farmers back home. In this episode..."

Whoosh! A black speck streaked past outside the camera's view, leaving a long trail behind it.

When the sonic boom followed, the cameraman was stunned, and the livestream viewers were even more baffled:

"Why is there a fighter jet patrolling this remote mountain valley?"

Just then, an old man carrying a hoe walked by, smiling warmly.

"What fighter jet? That's our Director Su's agricultural plane!"

Everyone was stunned. The viewers were skeptical:

"An agricultural plane can fly that fast? No way!"

"I dunno about that. I just know some 'Eastern Agricultural Zone' bought it. It's flying from here to the east, so of course it's fast!"

"Eastern... Agricultural Zone? I've only ever heard of the Eastern Theater Command."

A few days later, the show about helping farmers back home became a huge hit.

An F-22 spraying pesticides. We're serious about helping farmers.

Oh, what aircraft carrier? Just a regular fishing boat called the Ship Catcher.

Our scarecrow missile defense system only intercepts birds, not 'raptors'.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.