Siheyuan: I Take on the Courtyard Bullies and Steal Qin Huairu's First Kiss

Zhou Yiwei transmigrates into Love in the Courtyard as He Yuzhu, but everyone still thinks he's Silly Zhu.

Jia Zhangshi: Silly Zhu, hurry up and sell He Yushui's house to me!

He Yuzhu: Buy my ass. Save your money for your coffin, why don't you?

Xu Damao: Silly Zhu, I'm sweet on He Yushui.

He Yuzhu: Here, piss in this and take a look at yourself.

First Uncle: Silly Zhu, you should be more generous.

He Yuzhu: Generous, my ass. Being stingy is how you get rich.

Second Uncle: Silly Zhu, you need to look at the bigger picture.

He Yuzhu: I don't care. What's the big picture worth?

Third Uncle: Silly Zhu, got any eggs at home? Give me a couple.

He Yuzhu: They're at the market. Just give them my name and take as many as you want. No need to pay.

The courtyard residents secretly wondered: Silly Zhu... has he changed?

He Yuzhu: Changed your sister!

Everyone: Hey, we didn't insult you!

He Yuzhu: Ahem, sorry. I'm used to snapping back.

Zhou Yiwei: Qin Huairu, what are you doing?

Qin Huairu: Who are you? I don't know you.

Half a day later.

Qin Huairu: Brother Zhu, you... go easy!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.