Xuanhuan: I Slacked Off from the Start, and the System Freaked Out

Fu Fan transmigrated to a cultivation world and became the personal disciple of the beautiful sect master of a third-rate sect. He awakened a System and obtained the heaven-defying Chaos Divine Body.

Fu Fan: Reborn nine times, I got killed by all kinds of Systems. In this life, I don't want to be strong. I just want to be a happy slacker.

Cultivation? What a load of nonsense.

System: I've already signed in for the Host and obtained a top-grade cultivation technique.

Fu Fan: Perfect for propping up a table leg.

A peerless divine weapon gets used as a fire poker, an ancient spirit beast nearly ends up on the dinner table, and top-grade body-tempering milk is used to water flowers...

Warning! The Host is about to suffer a fatal attack!

Never mind! I've already prepared an automatic counterattack for the Host!

System: Please, just cultivate a little. The System needs to hit its year-end performance target. Give me a hand.

Fu Fan: Never listening to the System is always the right choice!

System: Please, help me out. I've brought over the Urban Cultivation System, the Bandit System, the Pay-to-Win System, the Slacker System... Pick whichever one you like.

Host, just pretend to cultivate a little, okay?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.