Caught Working a Summer Job: They Asked If My 416 Was Any Good

Zhang Xiaofan transmigrates to a parallel world. His daily routine is to study hard, and he spends every school break working part-time jobs.

On the first day of the new school year, a group of special police officers surrounds the registration desk.

“Zhang Xiaofan, right? Come with us!”

At the police station, the officer studies the file in his hands, his expression grave.

“While your classmates were enjoying their break, what were you doing?”

Zhang Xiaofan answers honestly, “Working part-time to earn tuition money!”

“Why did you go overseas for work?”

“I just joined a foreign legion. The pay was good!”

“Why are you ranked number one on the hitman list?”

“The previous number one came to kill me, so I took him out!”

“And you blew up the shrine in Sakura Country, didn’t you?”

“I’ve been framed! I really didn’t blow it up!”

The officer pauses, then crosses something off his paper.

“My little sister did it! She mistook the launch switch for the TV remote!”

“One last question. Is the M416 any good?”

“Sir, have you been playing Peacekeeper Elite too much? It’s called the HK416!”

Zhang Xiaofan answers seriously, only to find everyone in the room staring at him, dumbfounded!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.