I Can Pin Down a Barrett with One Hand, and You Call Me an Honest Guy?

After transmigrating to a parallel world, Li Fan becomes a nobody. His reporter wife thinks he spends every day at home diligently writing.

His wife hosts a show called An Ordinary Day, but every time they film, they catch Li Fan sneaking out.

After the show wraps, Li Fan and his wife have a long talk through the night.

"Why do you go out every day?"

"To eat, shop, walk the dog, gather material, stroll around..."

"Every time you go out, you run into an accident?"

"I'm just unlucky."

"You went to eat, and the wanted criminal at the next table choked to death. How do you explain that?"

"Coincidence."

"You went shopping, and every robber at the jewelry store turned themselves in. How do you explain that?"

"They turned over a new leaf."

"You walked the dog, and it sniffed out a bomb in the mall. How do you explain that?"

"You'd have to ask the dog."

"..."

"Your next target is the Night Grim Reaper, number two on the hitman rankings?"

"It's not me, I didn't do it, don't make things up... Huh???"

Wife: "It is you. Don't deny it. I know, because I'm the Night Grim Reaper."

This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.