I Can't Afford a Fairy, So I Picked Up an Empress for a Wife

The Empress's wife, everyday romance, cultivating immortality and farming, a doormat turns his life around and goes all-in on affection

The longtime doormat Lu Zhi was hit by a car and died, then transmigrated to a cultivation world. He has a Five Elements Spiritual Root, and the spiritual energy within him constantly generates and suppresses itself. His life is nearly over.

Only by marrying and cultivating through dual cultivation can he find a chance to survive.

But the betrothal gifts demanded by the fairies are far too expensive.

Fellow Daoist Hua wants five thousand spirit stones to marry her, but just five for a single visit?

Fellow Daoist Pan wants no betrothal gift, but requires him to complete the master's tasks three times every month.

Fellow Daoist Tang says that a female cultivator earning twenty a month is equivalent to a male cultivator earning three hundred?

Fine. No betrothal gift doesn't mean I have no money.

Faced with these eccentric fairies, Lu Zhi decides he wants none of them. Instead, he picks up a fair-skinned, beautiful, gentle, capable wife.

Later, Lu Zhi discovers that something is off about his wife!

His wife is actually the mighty Empress!

And she's a lovesick romantic whose condition is getting worse by the day.

Hey, honey, take it slow!

Let me rub my aching back first!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.