The World Joins a Genshin Impact Group Chat, and the Seven Nations Can't Take It Anymore

The people of Blue Star have all joined the Teyvat chat group.

The whole world erupts!

China: "Whoa, there are hundreds of thousands of people with the same name. That's terrifying!"

Japan: "How can this be? Is Genshin Impact real?"

Koreans: "No way! Genshin Impact has to belong to us!"

Russia: "No time for talk. Let's pull some cards first!"

Eagle Sauce: "We should monopolize the resources and make a fortune, right?"

Lin Yi: "Primogem gift packs are being handed out at random. First come, first served!"

Seeing the crowds bearing down on them, the people of Teyvat can't take it anymore either.

Zhongli: "How can there be so many people? Are they all Travelers?"

Aether and Lumine: "Don't make things up. We don't know them!"

Hu Tao: "Damn it, they can even perform corpse-driving rituals. I'm going to be out of a job!"

Raiden Shogun: "Don't come to Inazuma! You're driving me crazy!"

Furina: "Why? You insist on supporting me as the Hydro Archon!"

The people of Blue Star: "Fufu is the cutest! A mortal can stand shoulder to shoulder with the gods. She has to win!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.