A Roll Call of the World's Moon Landings: Why Are You in Such a Hurry, Eagle Sauce?

One day, screens suddenly appeared in the skies over locations around the world.

The world's lunar landing rankings

First: The Bear

Second: China

Third: Eagleland

Fourth: European Space Agency

Fifth: Japan

Sixth: India

Seventh: Israel

Just as everyone began questioning the rankings shown on the screens,

the screens started playing footage of each country's entire lunar landing process.

This even included the complete process of building the rockets used for the lunar missions...

The president of Eagleland panicked the moment he saw this.

In a voice barely audible to those around him, he whispered:

"Eagleland's crewed moon landing was fake..."

As doubts about the lunar landing rankings grew louder around the world,

the screens began playing the entire process of Eagleland building its lunar rockets and landing on the moon...

A lie spanning half a century was finally exposed!

Eagleland IP: "I want to change my nationality. Eagleland is shameless!"

China IP: "I usually don't laugh, unless I can't help it!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.