Xuanhuan: I, Sanzang, Bury Heaven, Earth, and All Living Beings

Cao Zei, the ultimate troll pretending to be invincible

At a comic convention, Cao Sanzang cosplays Tang Sanzang from The Westward and transmigrates to a fantasy world, where he obtains a System that makes him stronger whenever he breaks a precept.

From then on, the world has a Sanzang monk who smokes, drinks, fights, and eats meat!

Ding! Detected Host breaking the precept against lust. Reward: supreme divine power, Buddha's Kingdom in the Palm!

Ding! Detected Host breaking the precept against killing. Reward: supreme secret art, Thousand-Armed Pagoda!

Ding! Detected Host breaking the precept against false speech. Reward: supreme treasure, Twelfth-Grade Merit Golden Lotus!

Ding! Detected Host breaking the precept against alcohol. Reward: supreme sacred body, Indestructible Hongmeng Body!

Many years later...

Cao Sanzang dangles a pipe from his mouth, grips an unparalleled Great Emperor in one hand, and plants a foot on an Immortal of the Mortal World. He says coolly, "Amitabha, damn it! Though I smoke, drink, perm my hair, fight, and chase women, I know I'm still a good holy monk!"

Everyone: "Bullshit!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.