Known as Useless Edison: My Invention Is Too Outrageous

Geng Tian, ​​an inventive genius in the handicraft industry, was also called the Useless Edison and the 'Shang Shu of the Ministry of Punishment' because he always invented useless things and 'instruments of torture'. The invention of the auxiliary artifact for brain collapse: it perfectly solves the historical problem of insufficient pain for brain collapse and accelerates the break between brothers. Inventing an inverted hair washing machine: Helping some anchors and netizens realize their dreams of oral sex! Invent the treadmill: let some oral fitness enthusiasts experience the charm of the Minister of Justice! Invention of piano barbecue machine: Who said piano and barbecue are incompatible? Piano grill, the perfect combination of gourmet food and elegance! It's just of no use! Invention of the mobile mahjong table: a perfect solution to the century-old problem of not being able to enjoy the scenery while playing mahjong. … As Geng Tian made more and more useless inventions, he became more and more popular, and gradually attracted the attention of the entire Internet. But when his subsequent inventions became more and more useful, and gradually turned into smart prosthetics, smart girlfriends, human body chips, and artificial breasts..., Netizens who had always regarded him as a funny internet celebrity couldn't help but fall into deep thought. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.