I Was Just Bragging, So Why Are You Panicking, America?

Chu Xuan transmigrates and becomes a researcher at a scientific research institute.

The institute is short on funding, so its director decides to have him solicit sponsorship through livestreams.

Chu Xuan originally plans to stick to the script, but unexpectedly awakens the Bragging Makes You Strong System.

The more he brags, the greater his influence, and the more likely his proposed projects are to become reality.

So Chu Xuan announces his next research project.

"Catgirl robots that can do everything, from laundry to cooking. A godsend for men."

"Homes for just 100,000, with all the water and electricity a household needs, breaking the real estate monopoly."

"A way to turn water into oil, completely solving the oil crisis."

Chu Xuan's remarks leave representatives from every country fuming.

The Republic of Korea: You're so wasteful! How can you not eat watermelon rind?

Chu Xuan: We feed all our watermelons to the pigs.

Japan: We never use products made in the Dragon Kingdom.

Chu Xuan: We make your coffins.

The Eagle Kingdom: You...

Chu Xuan: Your submarines are no good. We've got seaweed!

When it comes to bragging, we're the professionals!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.