My Taoist Wife Is a Yandere, Digging Up People's Ancestors' Graves for Me

Yang Tian takes part in a variety show, trying his hand at the hard work of harvesting pears. To his surprise, he encounters a headless female ghost in the orchard.

"You scared my husband! I'll make sure you never reincarnate!" His Taoist priest wife suddenly rushes in. A golden light descends, destroying the headless ghost, and she even digs up the corpse and calls down divine lightning to obliterate it.

Yang Tian hurriedly stops her, terrified. "Honey, don't get angry. It'll be hard to explain when the police get here!"

But things only get more ridiculous.

Every time he goes on the show, ghosts come looking for him.

Other people go fishing and catch a corpse. He spends the whole night chatting with one!

Other people run into a murder at an internet cafe. He teams up with a corpse for an entire night there.

Other people stay in a hotel and get asked by a pretty girl, "Sir, would you like some company?"

When Yang Tian stays in a hotel, all he hears is a ghost saying, "Bro, I've got plenty of female ghosts. Want me to give you a couple?"

Thankfully, his Taoist priest wife is dependable:

"Don't be scared, honey. I've already dug up their ancestors' graves. If they dare scare you, I'll wipe out their whole family."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.