NBA: Irving's Acting Up? I'll Answer with a Ferocious Dunk

Back in 2012, Lin Mo has an unstoppable vertical leap and a three-point shot so accurate it's absurd.

That year, Uncle Drew was disguised as an old man and causing a ruckus on the streetball court...

And Lin Mo began by taking down Kyrie Irving, then went on to reach the top of the NBA!

From then on, he became every superstar's nightmare.

The NBA's brightest stars of his era paled in comparison because of him.

Stephen Curry: Question Lin Mo, learn from Lin Mo, become... no, you can't become Lin Mo. His three-pointers are just too accurate!

Fans: LeBron James, who is your daddy? It's Lin Mo!

Late at night, Kevin Durant opened Scarlett Johansson's Weibo, ready to leave a comment: I want to drink your bathwater...

But then he saw a selfie of Scarlett drinking Lin Mo's bathwater...

The heartbroken KD nearly missed an entire season...

Superteams?

What good are superteams? Lin Mo will lead a one-man team and crush you!

Jumping ship?

Lin Mo: Sorry, I don't need teammates like you. I have only one goal: to crush you!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.