Mythic Invasion: A Bathhouse Start Turns Me into a Primordial Dao Body

Water at a hundred degrees boils in the bathhouse tub,

Guests in the steam room clutch their hearts and gasp for breath,

The bathhouse attendant, wearing wire gloves, grins at you:

"Young man, you're next!"

Lu Xiu transmigrates into a world of gods and monsters, where everything he sees comes with a description.

While others are terrified of the Divine Ruins, he remains perfectly calm.

A soak purges and refines his body. A back scrub grants him an innate Daoist physique.

Even getting a massage can earn him the Tendon-Splitting and Bone-Shattering Hand.

With his ability to see prompts, Lu Xiu sweeps through the Divine Ruins,

starting at the bathhouse and gradually becoming the strongest.

The Sleeve of Heaven and Earth, a mythical spatial power with boundless might

"Monkey, where do you think you're going!"

The Green Dragon Crescent Blade: name a legendary enemy to gain the power of a Martial Saint

"I, Guan, do not waste my blade on nameless nobodies!"

The First Emperor's Tiger Tally: summon three thousand imperial guards from the supernatural realm

"The king raises his army. We sharpen our spears and halberds. For Great Qin, for His Majesty!"

Years later, Lu Xiu sat high above the nine heavens,

looking at the gods prostrated beneath his throne, and sighed softly:

"At first, I just wanted to become the richest man in the world!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.