Manchester United 4:3 Manchester City. Ten Hag scores a perfect hat trick at the post-match press conference, completing an astonishing comeback!
Down to ten men, United beat Copenhagen 3:2 away. Ten Hag scores two more goals at the press conference to complete another comeback!
We said goodbye to Van Gaal, saw Mourinho off, and tearfully bid farewell to Solskjaer. But there was no time to grieve, no time for goodbyes. Coming straight toward us was the Dutch Eredivisie's master of possession football, Ten Hag!
Now let us congratulate Manchester United on successfully leaving the post-Ferguson era behind and entering the Ten Hag era!
Manchester United once had comebacks etched into the DNA of the Red Devils, but now they can only rely on Ten Hag's post-match press conferences to turn things around.
Su Xing says: "The glory of the Ten Hag Army, I mean..."
"I will rewrite Manchester United's glory!"
"I will complete the comebacks in Manchester United's matches!"
"I will restore Manchester United's glory, starting with playing defensive midfield for the club!"
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