Officer, You're a Human Calculator! You Know Everything I Do

Li Xiu transmigrates to Blue Star and becomes a police officer...

On his way to work, he catches a robber.

Robber: "Hah, you pig, think arresting me will do any good?"

I'll be out in fifteen days at most!

The System awakens.

Li Xiu: "No, no. You didn't just rob someone, you also committed fraud, theft, solicited prostitution, and are suspected of murder... Come back to the station with me!"

Robber: "I'm suing you for defamation!"

Li Xiu: "Still denying it? You don't want your boss to hear about you climbing into his sister-in-law's bed, do you?"

Criminal: "Bro, I was wrong!"

Thanks to Li Xiu, the city's crime rate plummets.

A suspect refuses to talk? Li Xiu takes one look, and it's prison time!

A criminal lies through his teeth? Li Xiu takes one look, and it's prison time!

A criminal gang plans to rob a bank. After careful preparation, they decide it's a sure thing!

Li Xiu takes one look: "That's a prison sentence!"

The criminals: "Officer, are you a fortune-teller? How do you know everything we're going to do?"

Li Xiu: "Fortune-teller, my ass. It's called microexpression analysis!!!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.