Lucky Little Cutie, Auntie, Stop Sucking My Blood!

Jiang Yu transmigrates into the body of a koi fish that failed its tribulation, becoming a little boy blessed with incredible luck.

All it takes is a touch, a cuddle, or a kiss to get some of his good fortune. The more intimate the contact, the luckier you get.

On the first day he's found by the policewoman:

While they're eating breakfast, a car crashes into a tree. They catch four suspects, and the whole family gets to enjoy a nice, tidy meal of peanuts together.

On the second day he's found by the policewoman:

At the orphanage, he runs into a perverted director and a mentally disabled boy playing a bondage game. The director accidentally strangles himself to death.

On the third day he's found by the policewoman:

Outside the school, he accidentally trips a criminal chasing someone with a cleaver. Too bad there happens to be a nail on the ground.

Wherever Jiang Yu goes, with his heaven-defying luck, there are suspects.

The unbelievable part is that these suspects always find unexpected ways to get themselves killed.

When he appears on a show, viewers exclaim that he's the real-life Conan.

One criminal a day, and the policewoman is completely at her wit's end. Even the production team's donkey deserves a break.

“Be a good boy, Jiang Yu, and stay home today! We don't have room for any more first-class merit plaques!”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.