Three Kingdoms: Impersonating Zhuge Liang and Surrendering to Cao Cao, Scaring Liu Bei to Tears

Once in time, Zhuge Liang, a former actor, came to Xinye, Jingzhou during the Eastern Han Dynasty, with no background and no reputation. It happened that Cao Cao sent his troops south to invade the new country. He originally wanted to join Liu Bei for dinner, but he was kicked out as a liar. Zhuge Liang gritted his teeth and stomped his feet: "Fuck, if you don't want me, I will pretend to be Zhuge Liang and join Cao Cao!" Cao Cao: "I have the help of Crouching Dragon, like a tiger with added wings, Liu Bei will die!" Liu Bei: "You two fools, Cao Mengde, are mistaken. The fake Zhuge is the real Crouching Dragon. If you follow his plan, he will be destroyed!" However... When Liu Bei followed Zhuge Liang's plan and was defeated from Jingzhou to Jiangdong, he was defeated in the Battle of Chibi and looked at Zhuge Liang in confusion. "Kong Ming, are you the real Crouching Dragon, or is the one from Cao Mengde the real Crouching Dragon?" Zhuge Liang: "...... I****" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.