Three Kingdoms Online: Starting by Messing with Zhang Fei

Chen Feng: "Holy crap, it's Zhang Fei!"

Wang Hu: "Don't panic, my lord. Watch me beat him senseless."

Zhang Fei: "Good, you're here! Let your Grandpa Zhang poke a thousand or eight hundred holes in you!"

Wang Hu: "Oh no, I can't beat him. I can't beat him."

Chen Feng: "Forget it, guess I'll have to do it myself. Panlong Spear Technique!"

Zhang Fei: "Holy crap, I let my guard down and didn't dodge. Young people have no respect for martial virtue."

Chen Feng: "Tie him up!"

Zhang Fei: "A warrior may be killed, but not humiliated!"

Chen Feng: "Is that so? I'm going to humiliate you anyway. What are you going to do about it?"

Pss, pss~

Chen Feng finished relieving himself and felt much better.

Zhang Fei: "Wahhh! If you don't kill me today, I'll repay you tenfold someday!"

Chen Feng: "This guy's about to die and he's still talking tough. Who's got yellow pee? Hurry up and wake him up with a spray..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.