I Said Stop Being a Simp, Not Stop Talking to Women

In 2008, Su Chen gave the campus belle a Nokia phone to confess his feelings, and she accepted the gift.

"I appreciate your kindness, but that doesn't mean I'll be your girlfriend. Keep trying and maybe you'll pass the test."

Reborn, Su Chen remembered how he'd spent his last life fawning over a gold-digger, only for her to marry a rich second-generation heir.

He vowed to make money in this life, but first, he had to get back the gift he'd given that gold-digger.

"You can't measure love in material things."

"If we break up, so be it. The next one will be even sweeter."

"Actually, I'm in love with your best friend."

Su Chen passed the phone on to another campus belle, setting the two gold-diggers against each other.

Meanwhile, he and his treasure girl were making a fortune.

Years later, in an interview with a young starlet, Su Chen's smooth-talking left the world stunned.

"Su Chen, just how many women do you have?" "Let me explain. I'm not a playboy. Those girls came after me themselves."

"How do you explain the company's song-and-dance troupe?" "They're all poor rural girls. I'm sponsoring their arts education."

"Don't let a treasure girl down, and don't waste a gold-digger either. I'm an adult, so I want them all."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.