You Asked Me to Fix the Car, So Why Are You Livestreaming People Having Sex in It?

The man stared at Liu Yang, utterly dejected. "Master, aren't there any good women in this world?"

Liu Yang said, "Finding a woman is like choosing a car.

"Buying a used car isn't the scary part. The scary part is when the previous owner still has a spare key and comes back to take it for a spin now and then, then makes you pay for repairs when it breaks down."

A spark returned to the man's eyes, and he seemed to understand. "Master, you mean I shouldn't go for the cheap option and should just get a new car, right?"

Liu Yang shook his head slightly. "Not at all. It's not that I can't afford a new car. Used cars are simply better value for money."

"I'm a mechanic by trade, and I inspect used cars on the side."

"Come to me next time you buy a car. I guarantee it won't have any hidden problems or flood damage, and I'll throw in a year of maintenance."

"Also, your girlfriend was having sex in a car in a public place. That's a violation of public morals."

"As a 'Four Virtues' youth of the new era, I can't stand watching anyone break the law!"

"I've already called the police. They'll be here soon, so stay right where you are and don't move."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.