Who Says the Queen Can't Be a Maid?

Traveling to a mysterious continent, I accidentally picked up an insect queen as a maid "How could you do that with that spider???" "Which pig?" "Captain, I'm not telling you, no matter what, you can't hit a pig's attention!" After giving him a hard look, "I told you it's not a pig or a spider, it's a queen, a queen!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.