I Get Stronger by Drinking, and the Navy Mocks Me for Giving Up?

Ever since the Navy destroyed Wade's pirate crew, he's either drinking or on his way to drink.

When he sleeps... he sleeps in a barrel of booze.

When he's thirsty... he quenches his thirst with whiskey!

When he brushes his teeth... even his mouthwash is high-proof liquor.

All three meals a day come with booze!

Just as the Navy is celebrating Wade's self-destruction, one day, a drunken Wade shows up at their door.

He hugs Akainu, grabs him by the hair, and plays him like a piano. Only then do people realize just how badly they had misjudged him.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.