On the Brink of Death, I Joined a Chat Group

Question: What should I do if I experience becoming a space traveler like Kafka? Asking online, and in a real hurry.

Answer: Have a cigarette first and calm down.

That's how You Xiao answered, and that's exactly what he did.

He reached into his pocket but couldn't find a cigarette. Instead, he felt a card.

Item Card: One cubic meter of electronic equipment

"As expected, a real man should smoke this. It's got a kick."

Then You Xiao felt around in his other pocket, planning to quietly find a lighter.

But there was another card.

Item Card: One chat group invitation

"You want me to light this invitation with my passion so I can smoke?"

You Xiao complained.

Congratulations to "Xizhilang Jelly" for joining the chat group.

March 7th: Huh?

March 7th: @Xizhilang Jelly, why is your avatar flashing and glowing red?

Urgent Group Mission: Save the space traveler Xizhi Liang Jelly

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.