Honkai Impact: Memoirs of a Prehistoric Captain

Introduction: "So, why did that idiot from before become like this?" A certain paramecium sighed as she looked at the boy on the bridge who was smiling cheaply. "Captain, if you continue to come closer, Bronya will not hesitate to notify the heavy-armed rabbit to call the police." A certain Sanwu girl looked at someone whose face was getting closer and closer and issued an alarm warning. "Greedy Wolf, is that you! Greedy Wolf!" Alicia asked eagerly in the Paradise of the Past. Fan Tong said, "Miss, who are you looking for?" On the moon, Kevin looked at the man standing in front of him as he did fifty thousand years ago. "So why are you standing here now?" He replied: "Well... If I said it was just to have sex with your theoretical great-great-great-granddaughter, would you hack me to death right now?" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.