A 3D Rich Woman Appears on Camera, and You Call This Public Affairs Mediation?

After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Chen activates the Breaking News System.

At long last, an enormous fortune has finally come his way!

When the show begins airing, people realize it's not your typical human-interest program.

A rich woman falls for a poor young man. Think you've struck gold? No, she's after your kidney!

Vegetarians stage a protest, telling people not to eat meat, but secretly they're peddling gold and are part of a cult!

A robber runs into a pickpocket while holding up a place, and gets his money stolen. The two chase each other until a traffic cop stops them, and both end up in jail.

Netizens exclaim, "You've got to be kidding me. Every person he interviews gets sent away!"

"Bro! If you keep mediating things like this, there won't be anyone left!"

"Holy crap, this little human-interest show is packed with hidden geniuses!"

"Is this show for real? Hahahaha! Wait, why are you interviewing me? I don't want to go to jail!"

The station director looks at the ratings and smiles with satisfaction. "I knew I was right to take him under my wing!"

Then a microphone is held up to his mouth.

The station director freezes. You're interviewing me, and sending me to jail too?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.